a strip club but instead of naked women its cute dogs that you give dog treats to for them to do tricks
so I was in ballet class and I thought of that video where the guys like “siri what’s my name” and she’s like “you asked me to call you vagina vagina vagina vagina vagi” and he totally goes baller and I was like I HAVE TO STOP THINKING ABOUT THAT OR ELSE ILL LAUGH IN THE MIDDLE OF BALLET CLASS and so I thought of the vine where the person is dancing in a blow up cow suit and I started laughing anyway and basically I’m nothing but a big joke
still kinda sad that that anon wished my relationship would end
a superhero duo
one aromantic and the other asexual
Arrow and Ace
"Something queer’s afoot."
"Yeah, that’d be us."
Genius French artist Thomas Lamadieu has illustrated a series of scenes in the sky directly onto photographs of urban landscapes.
When it comes to cooking, not everyone is at the same skill level
*gordon ramsay voice* what the fuck is this
yea it’s a fairly new prospect tbh
but friend u see
u are not allowed to wish bad things on my relationship because u did nothing to try and engage me in a relationship with u
u snooze u lose UnU
I was at the mall today and overheard this dude talking to two lesbian chicks. I hear him ask, “So which one of you is the guy in your relationship?” And the one girl looks into her pants and says, “It’s not me. How bout you? Are you hiding a dick in there?” Then her girlfriend looks in her pants and says, “Nope, I’m not.” Then the first chick looks at the dude and says, “Hmmm, guess that’s why we are lesbians.” And then I lost my shit.
British Kitchen Nightmares: “The risotto is overcooked and your restaurant needs new lighting.”
American Kitchen Nightmares: “YOUR STAFF DOES DRUGS ON THE CLOCK, YOUR FAMILY THINKS YOU’RE AN ASSHOLE AND THERE’S A LIVE RAT IN MY FOOD.”
what the fuck are you talking about “white girls” she’s 100% right take your misogynistic bullshit out of here
ok but literally how
i dont know if im entertained or terrified